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16 Worst Places to Play Pokémon Go

19/07/2016
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It has taken the world by storm but how addicted are you? If you consider any of these as perfectly rational/acceptable then perhaps it’s time to put your phone down for a few years and try that ‘real life’ stuff people are always banging on about. The 16 worst places to play Pokémon…

1. On a first date

Although if she turns out to be a fellow trainer… Score!

2. At a funeral

“How well did you know him?”
“I don’t, I’m just looking for a Snorlax.”

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© Daily Mail

3. At work

Especially bad if you’re a doctor, unforgivable if you’re a gynaecologist.

4. During the birth of your first child

“What are you going to name him?”
“Jigglypuff.”

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© Daily Mail

5. In the pub

If you find yourself discussing the best places to find Pokémon in your favourite boozer you either need to find a new pub or new friends.

6. When driving

Eyes front!

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© CBS Boston

7. Someone’s back garden at 2am

“But officer, I didn’t know this was the home of a bikini model, I was hunting for Pokémon!”
We don’t know what’s worse, getting arrested for something so lame or looking for Pokémon instead of bikini models?

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8. In a restaurant

Choosing the restaurant based on the chances of seeing Pokémon? You’re turning into Sheldon Cooper but without the extra IQ points.

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© Daily Mail

9. Buckingham Palace garden

Prince Phil is likely to shoot first and ask Pokémon related questions later.

10. At a wedding

“Don’t mind me folks, just passing through.”

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© Mashable

11. At a job interview

“And where do you see yourself in five years?”
“Probably still hunting for a Charizard.”

12. During a marathon

It’s 26 miles already, don’t go making things any harder for yourself.

13. During take off

Fine if you’re a passenger. If you’re the pilot, not so much.

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© Mashable

14. While playing paintball

You’re likely to take a few shots right in the Metapods and to be honest, you’d probably deserve it.

15. In a lap dance club

Seriously? That’s the kind of Pikachu you’re looking for?

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© Buzzfeed

16. At a football ground

Any bloke found to be playing Pokémon instead of informing the referee just what a cheating **** he is, should hand over his man-card immediately.

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