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Dodgeball, it's the only game in the world where it's not just acceptable but positively encouraged to throw a ball at the groom's face! You and the guys can get dressed up for this funky sporting session. Flares? Leotards? Hot pants and wigs? Get down with your bad self!
Once you've sorted the sportswear it's time to get your game faces on, you'll battle it out in a series of epic games each slightly weirder than the last. Yes, we're men, we're men who like running around to camp 70's disco. And we're good with it.
It's the ancient and glorious sport where ball meets face at high speed. "Be at one with the ball... Or just dodge it you muppet!"
Last Stag Standing
With a highly camp but entertaining soundtrack of Gloria Gaynor's I will Survive this game takes on a Taratino-esque feel. One stag will emerge as king of this sporting castle.
Don't blame on the sunshine, don't blame it on the moonlight, blame it on the fact that you can't dance! Two stags enter a ring and dance for victory. While the rest of the stags rain dodgeballs on the dancing fools.
Kill the Stag
The stag will stand in a circle while the rest of the guys have one minute to inflict maximum damage. And the tune? U Can't Touch This. Class.
It's the standard rules with the addition of a blocker who will take loads for the team and shield them from incoming missiles.
It's Eye of the Tiger time as you and the guys re-enact this game that was considered too tough for the school playground (pansies!). It's like regular dodgeball but with more violence. Kill! Kill! Kill!
The rest of the stags will line up to form a guard of honour for the groom to pass through. But this is a stag do, there is no honour so instead of showering him with respect you'll pelt him with dodgeballs as he sprints from a safety zone at one end of the line to the other. Gotta Get Thru This.
The Slow Dance
A touching moment for your bromance. The groom will stand in the centre circle slowing dancing to the classic Move Close while the best man must protect his friend from the incoming dodgeballs thrown by the rest of the guys. 'I love you man!'
Throughout the session there'll be a hatful of top tunes all with a suitably weird slant to just add even more craziness to a day of hilarious sporting action.