Gladiator Games in Liverpool

The time is 43 AD, Stonehenge has been standing for over 3000 years already, early Britain's have learnt to create metal tools while the Roman's have rocked up onto our shores and declared themselves in charge.

Being a bunch of revolting peasants, you've been captured by the Roman's (we don't mean you started a revolution, we mean you're revolting!). Your only hope of escape is to become warrior gladiators and fight your way to freedom. One team will emerge victorious, the rest of the plebs will be fed to the lions.

You'll be split into teams and given togas to wear before going into battle. For added laughs there are six Instagram stations around the site where you can take hilarious photos of the day's best moments. There's also a bar where you can retell your finest victories over a refreshing pint.

You'll battle it out in eight gladiatorial events.

Roman Wrestling - In Roman times competitors would cover themselves in oil and wrestle virtually naked. But no one wants to see the groom naked and oiled up, so instead you'll put on giant inflatable gladiator suits and enter the fighting pit. Last man standing is the winner.

Sack Race - Well it ain't rocket Roman science, it's racing, in sacks.

Bash - Gladiators sit astride a balance beam, armed with giant grain sacks to knock seven shades of Pluto out of each other. The first man to knock their opponent off the beam is the winner. 'ave it!

Blindfold Boxing - Not being able to see might ordinarily make it harder to hit your opponent so we've given you both HUGE boxing gloves to compensate. "Seconds away..."

Joust - Using giant battering poles you'll go head to head. Literally.

Tug of War - Classic team event where technique and timing can achieve far more than brute strength. Although having a few fat lads on your team could also help.

Dung Manager - It's a valuable Roman fuel so whichever team can collect the most poo will be lavishly rewarded with points.

And more hilarious events (please note, events may change due to weather, numbers or suitability).

So now the pleasantries have been taken care of there's only one thing for it...

FIIIIIIIGHT!!!