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Best Man Speech System

An easy to use tool for a hilarious speech!

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We've teamed up with our friends at SimplytheBestMan.co.uk to create an easy to use system packed with comedy man-grenades to throw at the groom in front of all his nearest and dearest.

Best Man Jokes

Over 4,000 best man jokes, quotes, icebreakers, best man toasts and more...

Jokes about...

  • Your speech nerves
  • The groom
  • His dancing
  • His job
  • His hair
  • His hobbies
  • His sporting prowess
  • His fashion sense
  • Spoof school reports
  • Siblings
  • Groomsmen
  • And more...

28 days' access for just £9.99*

Yes, you can download free jokes off the internet but so can everyone else. That’s why we’ve all heard those same old jokes before.

Our system covers every aspect of your speech:

  • Opening lines
  • Roasting the groom
  • Funny words of wisdom
  • Funny wedding quotes
  • Romantic quotes
  • Words about the bridesmaids
  • Words about the groomsmen
  • Closing lines
  • Best man toasts

A hilarious best man speech for just £9.99!

How The System Works

Once you log in, a step by step guide will walk you through the system.

  • You'll be guided through each phase of your speech.
  • With hundreds of speech blocks (jokes, quotes etc) to choose from.
  • Simply click on a block to add it to your unique speech template.
  • Once complete, you can add your own words, stories, names, dates, etc.
  • Then print your finished speech out ready for your standing ovation!
  • Or save it for a final edit.

It really is that easy.

And you'll end up with a hilarious speech and access to hundreds of jokes unique to the system that you won't find on hundreds of other websites.

28 Day Access...

You'll get 28 days* access to the entire database of jokes, quotes and killer lines which cover every aspect of the wedding.

Introductions & Icebreakers

Funny opening lines to get your speech off to a great start.


To make sure everyone is an equal target there are jokes about:

  • The bride
  • Bridesmaids
  • Groomsmen
  • Siblings
  • Father of the bride
  • Even the grandparents!

Also, lines and jokes covering every aspect of the wedding:

  • Speech nerves
  • The wedding planning
  • Stag do
  • Hen party
  • Spoof school reports
  • Funny fake messages

And, of course, the groom:

  • His dress sense
  • His hair
  • His hobbies
  • His job
  • His sense of humour
  • His sporting dreams/ability
  • And more…
  • So much more!

Wedding Quotes

"Clever words what was written by clever people about clever stuff." - Quotes about love, romance, weddings, brides, grooms, friends, marriage and more from the likes of Billy Connolly, Michael McIntyre, Shakespeare, Hilaire Belloc and other great minds.

Words of Wisdom

Hilarious but utterly useless words of advice for the groom to prepare him for married life.

A Hilarious & Memorable Speech

Now we're not saying you should give the groom a really hard time, we're merely pointing out that it's traditional. So if you're looking for more comedy ammo and a professionally written speech packed full of laughs that you won't find on every other speech website, then our best man speech system is an easy way to give the groom a hard time. Because if anyone deserves it, he does!

A hilarious best man speech for just £9.99!

* Access is a consecutive 28 days and starts from the time of your first sign in.

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