The best man's speech is considered a high point of any wedding. All the groom's nearest and dearest will look at their blue eyed boy sat next to his beautiful new bride and lovingly yet expectantly wait for the best man to take his fine character and rip it up into teeny tiny comedy pieces so that all the assembled guests can have a bloody good laugh at the groom's expense.
Now we're not saying we agree with this but who are we to mess with tradition? So with a little help from the wedding speech specialists at SimplytheBestMan.co.uk let's take a look at writing a brilliant best man's speech.
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“It’s weird to think that as a married man Christian will concentrate on making one woman happy when for years he’s been making so many women miserable.”
Order of Speakers
The best man is the third wedding speaker after the father of the bride and groom. While the two others will have more serious things to say it's the best man who is the headline act and the guests will look to you to provide the laughs.
Duration - A good weeding speech lasts around 7 minutes. No matter much ammo you want to throw at the groom try not to make it too long.
Formalities - The best man has a number of key points he has to take care of;
Adoration - Having got your best man speech perfect and with the applause and cries of more still ringing in your ears you can now head off to the bar happy with a job well done and ready for all the free drinks that are about to come your way.
But before we get too carried away let's look at how to write that speech...
There are a seven basic phases to the perfect best man's speech, stick with these and you can't go far wrong.
1) Introduce Yourself - Not everyone will know your name or how you know the groom so start by introducing yourself and your relationship to the groom. “For those of you that don't know me my name's XXX and I've known [groom] since...”
2) Formalities - Reply on behalf of the wedding party (bridesmaids, ushers, pageboys, etc) for the groom's toast and any gifts from the newlyweds.
3) The Bride - While you are principally there to talk about the groom don't forget to mention the bride during your speech.
4) The Groom (Take aim… Fire!) - This will probably form the main part of your speech where you'll make the groom regret having picked you in the first place by letting rip with some jokes and/or stories at his expense. If you're stuck for gags check out our speech writing app.
"Joseph Joubert once said - “Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman.” And I don’t think it’s that far a stretch to imagine Pete as a woman. In fact I sometimes find it difficult to remember he’s actually a man."
5) Kind Words - Having let rip and stitched up Mr Wedded-Bliss in front of everyone it's time to redress the balance with some heartfelt words about what a great friend and man he really is and give your own best wishes for their future together.
6) Announcements - There might be some announcements to make in regards to the reception (check with the couple and wedding organisers beforehand). Also deliver any messages from guests who couldn’t make it.
7) Toast - You'll conclude your speech by asking everyone to drink a toast to the happy couple.
Once you've got it written you need to work on how to deliver your best man speech...
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Don't take on too much Dutch courage! Alcohol can make your mouth feel dryer and heighten any feeling of nerves.
Do practice your speech. The more you practice the better you’ll know it so you’ll be able to relax more on the day and won’t need to rely on just reading it directly off the page.
Don't be dull! You’re the top act of the big day, there’s nothing worse than hearing the best man tell the same old dull jokes everyone has heard before. Find something fresh to say and original jokes (you'll find hundreds of original jokes in our Speech App).
Do use cue cards. Holding a large piece of paper can be awkward, it can also shake if you’re nervous so write your speech onto smaller sheets of card, they’re both easier to hold and with your speech in smaller section it makes it easier to remember.
Don't swear. It will be a mixed crowd so keep it clean.
Do make eye contact. Rather than just reading off the paper making eye contact with your audience will make you appear more confident (even if you’re feeling nervous).
Don't leave it to the last minute. It's easier to see a guy who has put off writing his speech, plan ahead and get your speech written in plenty of time. You can then keep editing and tweaking it right up until the big day.
Do get help from the pros. If you're still worried about your speech then get a little help from the experts. See below...
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