Amongst all the many hazards and dangers that come with asking someone to marry you there is one that many grooms over look until it's far too late…. The Best Man's Speech.
By appointing your best man you've given him free reign to commit a complete character assassination in front of all your nearest and dearest and the simple truth is... he's going to go large!
He will already be counting the days until he can let rip so whatever you do, don't go into battle unarmed and make sure your groom speech is ready to meet him head on. In fact if you can draw first (comedy) blood then you might be able to limit the damage his jokes will do, or at the very least score some early points.
“In fact his idea of ‘sophistication’ is choosing something off the menu that doesn't come with a toy.”
StagWeb have teamed up with the wedding speech specialists at SpeechBuilder.co.uk to create a complete online groom speech system to really cut him down to size. Nothing is off limits and you'll find groom wedding speech jokes to take the wind out of the best man's sails including;
The system has been written and compiled by expert comedy writers who have written for stage, screen, TV and professional stand-up comedians.
You also find jokes and great words on;
“I do apologise for my choice of best man, if you can all do me the favour of laughing at his terrible jokes, pretending to believe his outrageous lies and stories or at least acting as if you’re enjoying his speech, then I promise to stop him from bursting into song.”
The groom's speech is given second, after the father of the bride and before the best man.
A good wedding speech should run to around 7 minutes long (time your speech by practising it out loud).
Your speech should follow a few key phases;
Before you go on to talk about the real reason you've gone to all the trouble of squeezing into your suit, take some time to try and get those all-important shots in at the best man. He's going to be giving you both barrels shortly so don't go down without a fight.
Don't Forget the Bride!
If you'd like any more groom's wedding speech tips then head to SpeechBuilder.co.uk or for a faultless, professionally written speech try our own groom speech builder system...
A step by step guide will walk you through the correct phases of your groom speech from funny opening lines through to your final toast (stopping along the way to fire a few shots at the groom and deliver some amazing words to your new bride). And it's available for just £9.99.
Over 4,000 wedding speech icebreakers, jokes and quotes.
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