15 Hilarious Stag Do Forfeits

9 Of The Best Stag Do Forfeits

• Busk In Time - You must busk outside until you've earnt enough to buy a pint.
• Toilet Training - Before any bathroom visits you must shout "I need a wee wee!"
• Two Faced - Cover just one half of your face in fake tan. Pick a side.
• Kiss & Make Up - Find two girls to give you a makeover you must wear all night.
• Chilli Challenge - Eat one raw chilli or a shot of chilli sauce. You choose.
• That Socks! - Place your sock over your pint and drink through it.
• Dad Dance – Exactly what it says on the tin. Time to get jiggy!
• With Stupid – A great way to make the groom really stand out.
• Hi-Vizitor – You don't want mummy's little soldier to get lost.

1 Busk In Time

Sentence the stag to trial by public. Relieve him of all his cash and wallet, give him a cap to catch money in and send him outside to busk by singing his favourite song. Don't allow him in the pub until he's made enough to buy a drink. It works even better if the pub has a beer garden so the rest of the stags can watch his efforts.

2 Toilet Training

When needing to answer the call of nature the stag must make sure everyone else hears his call as well by shouting "I NEED A WEE-WEE!" every time he has to go to the bathroom. 

3 Two Faced

For crimes against stag-kind the perpetrator must have just one half of his face covered in fake tan. Should not be applied to the groom ahead of the wedding day photos for fear of revenge attacks from an angry bride.

4 Kiss & Make-Up

The stag must sit down on a stool while some willing females are found to give him a make-over. Ideally they'll give him the full "Katie Price". He is not allowed to remove the make-up for the remainder of the night.

5 Dad Dance

Move over Cowell, 'Stag Parties Have Got Talent' and to prove it the shamed stag should now perform some classic dad dancing in a public place (but do think of innocent bystanders and never ask him to do it where he might frighten small children or upset the locals).

6 You’ve Been Onesied

Have a bright pink onesie ready for any stag party misdemeanours. It can easily be slipped over clothes which means the onesie shame can be passed from stag to stag for shared or recurring stag offences.

7 The Gaffer

What bloke doesn't like the pleasing sound of gaffa tape? Maybe not so much when it's being used to tape him to a tree or lamppost.
Please note: Never put gaffa tape over someone's mouth, it would be a bad time to find out they're asthmatic. However eyebrows are definitely fair game.

8 We're With Stupid

Simple, easy and fittingly brutal. Have an "I Am Stupid" T-shirt made to be worn as a mark of crime and punishment. And to be fair any stag that ends up wearing this T-shirt probably is. Alternatively add your own cruel slogan.

See more about t-shirts here.

9 Girl Pants

Has one of the stags been a bit of a wuss? If he's not wearing girl pants then he should be. His forfeit is to find a girl who is willing to swap underwear with him.

10 Chilli Challenge

As failure in fulfilling his stag duties (or just coming last in a stag activity) your victim should be given a fresh chilli to eat for the rest of the stags' amusement. No water or beverages shall pass the stag's lips until the entire chilli has been consumed. Alternatively you can use a shot of hot chilli sauce.

11 Hi-Viz Hazard

If you're heading to a paintball site or laser war games give you miscreant a hi-viz jacket or bright coloured onesie to wear so they can be seen nice and clearly by the rest of the stags at all times.

12 Twinkle-toes

He's got the moves and now's the time to show them by dancing all the way to the next pub.

13 Street Serenader

"You have been judged to be a numpty, to repay for your crimes against the stag party you must now serenade a passing hottie. If you manage to get her number result!"

14 Dancing Bear

As a suitable forfeit the sufferer must dance on command for the rest of the night. Any time. Any place. Anywhere.

15 That Socks

The chosen stag must remove a sock, stretch it over the top of his glass and then down his drink through it.