Stag Party Survival Kit

Stag Party Survival Kit

Emergency £20 - Also known as "I.C.E. kebab money"
Hide it in the back of your wallet, tuck it in your shoe, plug it like a 'gangsta'.

Dare Cards - Just in case the action starts to falter
No one wants the night to go down in flames, dare cards are like party parachutes.

Photo of the Groom - More embarrassing the better
Encapsulating his teenage years when he had the dress sense of Jedward.

Travel Aftershave - One should always remain a gentleman
It won't stop you looking like death but might prevent you smelling like it.

Passport - Who knows where you might end up
But you won't need a phrase book, just talk REALLY SLOWLY AND REALLY LOUDLY.

Decision Coin - You're too drunk to make decisions!
Ask simple yes/no question and let Lady Luck do the driving.

Clean Pants - Turning them inside out just won't do
Make sure they have your name in case they're needed as identification later.

Miniature Booze - To help prevent sobriety
Because there's nothing worse than sobering up too early. Unless you're a long haul pilot.

Paracetamol - A pharmaceutical kiss of life
Something to ease any aching stag heads.

Energy Drink - A chemical kiss of life
Something to put a little lead back into your pencil after a big night on the Vimto.

Chewing Gum - In case you need to give the kiss of life
But don't throw it into the recipient's mouth, that won't help them.

Sunglasses - "My head hurts so much I can hear colour!"
Protection against the sun entering your eyeballs and melting your brain.

Stag Bracelet - "If you find this stag please return him to..."
A safeguard to help get the guys back to the correct hotel each night.

Water - Because man cannot live on beer alone
Rehydration is vital to prevent your brain shrivelling up like a prune inside your skull.