StagWeb have over 50 epic activities to keep the lads out of trouble. Or put them in trouble depending on the kind of wicked schemes you have in mind for them. From Bubble Football to White Water Rafting, High Ropes to Highland Games. Mad, bad and
dangerous ridiculous to know, our handpicked activities are the cream of the crop for adventure hungry Glasgow stag parties. And never forget the Rules of the Stag gentlemen.
Best Bars in Glasgow
Sloans - Glasgow's oldest bar is simply superb. The great atmosphere is mixed with fine food and famous pints. You can even watch classic movies on a giant screen while you drink.
Tiki Bar - Say "Aloha" to a classy bar with a real difference. Slightly bizarre, the mad genius bar staff create a wild mix of fine cocktails. Pinky fingers at the ready chaps!
Macsorley's Music Bar - A proper Glasgow pub, it sings of a different era. However the music and hip clientele are bang up to date. Superb choice to start any big night out.
March - Glasgow Comedy Festival. Exactly what it says on the tin. The UK's hottest stand-ups will be having a laugh in venues across the city.
June - West End Live. Glasgow's biggest arts festival. Comedy, art, music dance, DJ's, food, bars and theatre all take to the streets.
August - Piping Live. "Ach, the wonderful soond aff the pipes and the drums". Or hundreds of cat's being tortured, you decide.
December - Hogmanay George Square is THE place to be in Glasgow, tickets are hard to come by as it hosts the best Scottish acts. Biffy Clyro, The Proclaimers and Deacon Blue are all past performers.
Glasgow is home to the world's longest bar. The counter at the Horse Shoe Bar in Drury Lane measures a massive 103ft.
"I'll have a pint aff the heavy big man. Cheers!"
Where to Head...
If you're after a "wee pint" or three then head along to the area of Sauchiehall Street, Bath Street and the Royal Exchange. You'll find a huge variety of bars, clubs, restaurants and live music venues. Just remember, if someone offers you a "Glasgow kiss" it probably isn't what you're hoping for. Don't pucker up.
If you want to give recumbent stags a treat then drag them up the Glasgow Tower to give their Hangovers a rude awakening. The views are stunning!
Culture vultures can get their fix at the Riverside Museum which really is worth a visit and even the most reluctant visitors will be amazed by how much they get into it.
Alternatively you can try the Scottish Football Museum, Glaswegians say it's the emptiest museum in the world owing to the lack of silverware, however it's not an argument we're about to get into, for fear of "gettin' wan o'er the heid!"
Words of wisdom from Billy Connolly, Glasgow's favourite son.
"Never trust a man who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on."
"There are two season in Scotland, June and winter."
"Before you judge a man walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes."
"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
"A lot of people say that it's a lack of vocabulary that makes you swear. Rubbish. I know thousands of words but I still prefer 'f---"
A Taste of Glasgow
Eats - When in Rome... If you've never tried haggis and don't fancy catching your own head to The Black Sparrow in North St. You can get haggis pizza, haggis burger or even haggis spring rolls in what also happens to be a fantastic pub with live music and a great Glaswegian party atmosphere.
Drinks - If you fancy a wee pint then we can heartily recommend raising a glass or two at The Clockwork Beer Co. These purveyors of pint perfection have their own microbrewery that also happens to be a ruddy great pub. Good food, live TV sports coverage and superb staff will set you up for a great night "oot".
The first ever international football match was hosted in Glasgow in 1872.
The Scots held England to a 0-0 draw.
On Ya Bike! Getting Around Glasgow
As well as a good bus service through the city centre, Glasgow also has an underground rail network, to make the most of public transport you can get Day Tickets, ZoneCards and SmartCards giving you unlimited travel (more details).
Active Glasgow stag parties can give their legs a workout while traversing the city with Next Bikes, public bikes that can be picked up and dropped off at a network of bike stations throughout the city.
"Alrigh' there big mahn?" - Hello Sir, how are you?
"Bampot" - Fool
"Ach ya wee bastar!!" - Oh crumbs, that hurt.
"Och ya beauty!" - Jolly good show!
"Tapped in the heid/Wired to the moon." - Someone who is not quite the full ticket
"Bawbag" - Scrotum/ term of derision ("Ya wee babag!")
"Pished" - Drunk
"Dinnae bother pal" - Don't worry old boy.
"Ach dinnae bother pal, the bawbag's pished again!" - Don't fret old chap, my friend has simply had one too many.
"Deep fried mars bar" - Glaswegian equivalent of health food
"Wit the fu... The pubs are all closed?!?!?" - State of national morning
is how you catch a haggis!"
The Horshoe Bar's bar is 31.4m long!
Why choose a Glasgow stag do...
It might not have the prestige of being named Scotland's capital city, but Glasgow isn't losing out to Edinburgh in any of the ways that matter to a good stag do. It's got the bigger population, the better football teams, and the best nightlife in Scotland. With clubs and pubs dominating the city as well as a load of friendly, no nonsense locals to show you how to party like real men, it's a top destination for a stag do that will put hair on your chest. It might have a reputation for being a bit rough and ready, but Glasgow has grown out of its stroppy teenage years and emerged from its bedroom as a thriving cultural centre point. Even so, Glasgow stays true to its roots and remains unpretentious and straightforward whilst shaking off its tough exterior. As long as you don't mention the football, that is...
It's not all about boozing in the city centre any more either - Scottish stag dos have evolved with the city and now there's a whole host of activities to keep you busy in the city. From stag staples like paintballing to the slightly stranger hotdogging or hydrospeeding, a Glasgow stag do has plenty to offer those looking to get their adrenaline fix during the day too. The Highland Games are a massive favourite with stag groups who have ventured north of the border or patriotic Scots keen to fly the national flag, as they yank on those kilts and get caber tossing (no, that's not a euphemism).
When's good to visit Glasgow?
If you're hoping to dunk the boys in the Clyde you'll have to go for a summer stag do in Glasgow, since most of our water sport activities are seasonal. Trust us, you'll be grateful when you head home with your tackle still attached and frost-bite free. Don't be put off an autumn or winter Glasgow stag weekend though - there's plenty going on all year round, with the Film Festival in February and the Comedy Festival in March, amongst others. We've got plenty of all-year activities too... if all else fails, there's a distillery tour or vodka tasting session to thaw you out.
Both whisky and haggis are not actually Scottish inventions.
A guide to the patter
Alright, English lads, it's time to let go of any preconceptions of the Scots as a taciturn bunch. The Scots aren't ones to keep it all inside, and that's never clearer than with forthright Glaswegians. And by clearer, we mean less clear - they're a fast talking bunch, with a dialect that's all but incomprehensible to the English (not to mention Edinburghians). All we're saying is there are a few slang phrases you might want to learn:
- Bampot - You're being insulted, though a little less than if they'd called you a bamstick.
- Bamstick - More insulting than a bampot.
- Bawbag - Either a term of endearment or an insult, depending on who it's coming from. It's no bamstick, in any case.
- Patter - Sit down in a bar with a Glaswegian, he'll tell you.
- Cludgie - Toilet. We'd learn this one before things get desperate.
- The dancin' - A nightclub. Not any specific one, just a general nightclub.
- Ginger - A fizzy drink. You probably won't need this one much.
- Lose the rag - Someone's about to lose their temper with you numpties.
Need deep pockets?
Not to knock the Scots, but they do have something of a reputation for deep pockets, and short arms. Bad news for small business, great news for those on a Glasgow stag do - you can get local brand pints for as little as £2. Generally, it's the 7th most affordable city in the UK, meaning you're not going to find many stag destinations better for your budget (only 6, in fact).
Glasgow hosted the world's first football international in 1872.
How to arrive - travelling to Glasgow
If you're coming from down south, flying is a great choice for travelling up to Glasgow. The city has two airports, but Glasgow International is your best bet for jet setting - it's smaller, but closer and with more UK flights scheduled. Trains are available for those both within Scotland and without, but book them in advance - it's not cheap. If you're looking for a budget option, try long distance coaches.
So why StagWeb?
For a stag do, Glasgow is a pretty wallet friendly option anyway, but when it comes to deciding on where the lads' money should go, you don't want to take any chances. With StagWeb, you know you're getting the best activities and accommodation around, and at the best prices. Our Grand Glasgow package gets you a half day's paintballing, bar recommendations, dinner reservations, entry to a lap dancing club, and guest list nightclub entry afterwards and a 3* hotel from just £79! We'll even throw in 100 free paintballs too, just to get the carnage started. Just have a browse and see what's available, then send us a quick brief of what you like and want. We'll take it from there!
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