Giant Burrito Eating Challenge

Picture the scene, the stag and the rest of the party have sat down to enjoy a little bit of Mexican food when out comes this 5lb behemoth burrito. Suddenly your groom is staring down the barrel of El Criminal while you and the boys look on… and film the whole thing for Facebook (or what's the point?). Or better yet, lay down the gauntlet for one of the guys to take it on at the same time. A battle of will-power and eating ability.

The first rule of finishing El Criminal is you do not… just kidding. First off, your groom isn't allowed a tactical chunder at any point, he has to keep it all in (yes, that is actually one of the rules). El Criminal contains chicken, pork and chilli beef but the groom, should he not be the thoroughbred carnivore you are, can swap the meats out for a whole lot of vegetables. However, there are three kinds of palate scorching salsa that cannot be taken out so the heat is unavoidable. If you are all watching the groom sweat away it's even funnier!

At some point, the groom will ask, nay beg, for help. As his best man, it's your duty to:

1. Keep him safe
2. Laugh at his misfortune

But also it's against the Burrito rules for you to help him consume the massive amount of food even though it could feed the entire stag do.

Finally, the groom can take toilet breaks, well it's only fair on the poor bloke. Providing he finishes up before closing time he will get to see his name written on Mission Burrito's "Wall of Heroes" as well as receiving a free T-shirt that might fit a little snug around the middle by the time he's done.