Introducing the world's most outrageously high-end stag do - a bespoke, blank-cheque weekend of unfiltered excess, designed for those who don't just bend the rules of reality, they buy the company that made them.
Please Note - We only quote actual billionaires, so don't bother enquiring unless you're a real high roller.
The Price? Well, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
(Proof of funds required. Poor vibes will be declined.)
What's Included
We'll tailor everything from scratch - but here's a taste of the billionaire-level antics you could be enjoying...
Arrive in Style
- ⭐Private jet to fly the squad in from wherever the hell they currently live
- ⭐Helicopter transfers between continents, countries, courses, and clubs
- ⭐Supercar convoy through a sun-drenched city

Unreal Accommodation
- ⭐Private mega-yacht or Bond villain-style clifftop villa with panoramic views
- ⭐Private chef squad crafting midnight wagyu sliders and 4am caviar toasties
- ⭐Hot tubs, infinity pools, cigar lounges, saunas, secret bars

Party Like the 1%
- ⭐Helicopter bar crawl across three countries in a single night
- ⭐Luxury golf experience on a private course with champagne caddies
- ⭐Private island takeover for beach parties, shark diving, etc.
- ⭐Personal comedy roast by a stand-up who's actually been on TV
- ⭐Casino hire - one of the big ones, naturally

Just Because We Can
- ⭐A butler for each guest (excessive? Absolutely.)
- ⭐Champagne cannon for dramatic entrances and/or endings
- ⭐Stag do goodie bags filled with Rolexes, penthouse keys, and more

(Proof of funds required. Poor vibes will be declined.)
Is This Actually Real?
Yes. If you're a billionaire. Every element is technically possible. We've worked out a million-pound weekend before - this is what happens when someone says, "Now do it again, but bigger."