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Introducing the world's most outrageously high-end stag do - a bespoke, blank-cheque weekend of unfiltered excess, designed for those who don't just bend the rules of reality, they buy the company that made them.

Please Note - We only quote actual billionaires, so don't bother enquiring unless you're a real high roller.

The Price? Well, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I'm a Billionaire - Let's Talk

(Proof of funds required. Poor vibes will be declined.)


What's Included

We'll tailor everything from scratch - but here's a taste of the billionaire-level antics you could be enjoying...

Arrive in Style

  • Private jet to fly the squad in from wherever the hell they currently live
  • Helicopter transfers between continents, countries, courses, and clubs
  • Supercar convoy through a sun-drenched city
Arrive in Style

Unreal Accommodation

  • Private mega-yacht or Bond villain-style clifftop villa with panoramic views
  • Private chef squad crafting midnight wagyu sliders and 4am caviar toasties
  • Hot tubs, infinity pools, cigar lounges, saunas, secret bars
Unreal Accommodation

Party Like the 1%

  • Helicopter bar crawl across three countries in a single night
  • Luxury golf experience on a private course with champagne caddies
  • Private island takeover for beach parties, shark diving, etc.
  • Personal comedy roast by a stand-up who's actually been on TV
  • Casino hire - one of the big ones, naturally
Party Like the 1%

Just Because We Can

  • A butler for each guest (excessive? Absolutely.)
  • Champagne cannon for dramatic entrances and/or endings
  • Stag do goodie bags filled with Rolexes, penthouse keys, and more
Just Because We Can
I'm a Billionaire - Let's Talk

(Proof of funds required. Poor vibes will be declined.)

Is This Actually Real?

Yes. If you're a billionaire. Every element is technically possible. We've worked out a million-pound weekend before - this is what happens when someone says, "Now do it again, but bigger."

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