Almost Olympics

The Least Athletic Sporting Event on Earth

Welcome to The Almost Olympics - the ultimate stag party activity for competitive lads who enjoy chaos more than cardio.

Your group becomes "Almost Olympians", battling across seven parody Olympic events that would never survive real qualification standards. From giant ski races with zero coordination to hopper relays, plank crossings and padded sumo warfare, every challenge is designed for laughs, rivalries and spectacular failure.

High-Energy Hosts, Zero Integrity

Our hosts act as hype men, referees and agents of chaos - stirring competition, shouting encouragement and disqualifying teams for completely made-up reasons. The unofficial judge hands out points, penalties and awards with absolutely no concern for fairness.

Pure Competitive Mayhem

This is teamwork under pressure, lads-on-tour edition. You'll battle for points, pride and podium placement while wearing foam suits, spandex or ridiculous team outfits. Expect wipeouts, dodgy tactics and at least one lad blaming everyone else.

The Ceremony of Champions (Sort Of)

Finish strong with a full post-games awards ceremony - medals, mock speeches, slow claps and questionable honours included. It's the perfect finale to an unforgettable stag activity.

Ideal for stags who want something active, hilarious and genuinely memorable - The Almost Olympics delivers gold-standard chaos every time.

Ready to compete? Enquire now to secure your stag!