It's the groom's last big weekend of happy single life, you're in Vegas so it would be a dereliction of your duty as best man not to give him one last look at the kind of smoking hot eye candy he'll soon have to give up in exchange for dinner with the in-laws and trips to IKEA with she who must be obeyed.
So here's our guide to the hottest strip shows in Vegas. You're welcome.
TOP TIPS
- According to Vegas law you can have beer or nudity but you can't have both. Most clubs are topless strip clubs, preferring to serve alcohol. Venues that have naked girls only serve soft drinks.
- Most clubs offer pick up and door entry, packages and prices vary so shop around, there are deals for free pick up and entry available.
- Email or call in advance to make a group booking for transport to and from your hotel or let StagWeb take care of it for you.
Las Vegas Strip Club Guide
Centerfolds
4416 Paradise Rd, NV 89169
If your angel is a centrefold then this is probably the place to find her (and bonus points if you get the obscure 80's music reference). Set on the aptly named Paradise Road, Centerfolds is really close to the major hotels with a high end feel and stylish décor in typical Vegas fashion. There's also VIP rooms and late-night kitchen if you're feeling peckish. Table packages are available.
Larry Flint's Hustler Club
6007 Dean Martin Dr, NV 89118
Multiple stages stretch flex and recline over three flaws of this large club bearing the name of the American civil rights freedom fighter (Flint used the first amendment to allow the publication of porn magazines and even ran for US office). Suites, skyboxes, stag party offers and even a see-through catwalk for 'multi-view' action make this an amazing venue to visit, perfect for a stag weekend.
Crazy Horse
3525 W Russell Rd, NV 89118
Spread over several rooms this mammoth club covers over 40,000sq feet. In fact, if you were to get all the girls and lay them in a line head to foot... You'd be very happy indeed. They have a wide selection of happy hour deals, a stag party special bottle deal and even a 'Goals + Poles' football (soccer) night. There are big screens for sports fans and a 50ft long bar!
Scores
3013 South Highland Drive, NV 89109
This stag friendly venue knows the Bobby and offers deals for stag parties (or 'bachelor parties' if you speak American) with a VIP table, T-shirt, keychains and even a hat included. Book online to get a free door pass and free VIP entry. There's also regular events and specials nights running Monday – Fridays with deals on drinks.
Spearmint Rhino
3340 South Highland Drive, Nevada 89109
Perhaps the most famous strip club franchise, the Vegas venue has a number of stages and 24-hour kitchen which is handy because watching stunning girls gyrate is hungry work. You can even treat the groom to a souvenir baseball cap. Open 24/7, 365 days a year you should start planning your Spearmint Rhino Christmas Day now.
Sapphire
3025 Sammy Davis Jr. Drive, NV 89109
If you're a believer in 'bigger is better' then this 70,000sq ft club is for you. But it's also all kinds of different. You can check out the action from the private skyboxes or step down into the 'Rockstar Lounge' with its glass ceiling and girls dancing above. If you feel in need of a cool down, there's even dayclub with pool where you can rent cabanas and daybeds in the Nevada sunshine while checking out the human aquarium.
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Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave, NV 89102
While the name might sound like a children's daycare centre, Little Darlings is actually one of the few venues where the girls get fully naked, but the spoilsport law means you can't buy alcohol on the premises (damnit!). However you can get a sugar rush off the soft drinks and what you lose in boozy flavour you gain in flashy pleasures so, y'know, ying and yang.
Club Platinum
11 E. Flamingo Rd, NV 89169
Small but perfectly formed, Club Platinum doesn't have the big lights and miles of gleaming bar top of the larger clubs. However it still packs in the entertainment with video poker, couch dancing, private VIP rooms and big screen sports. Considered to be Vegas's best little strip club it has a Tarantino movie feel and no cover charge.
Palomino Club
You know that law about full nudity and alcohol? Well scrap it. Somehow the law doesn't apply at the Palomino Club (something to do with being the oldest strip club in Vegas). The 30,000sq ft venue is spread over two floors and promises to "treat you like a VIP no matter how much you intend to spend". Stag party packages and drinks deals are available.
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Déjà vu Showgirls
3247 Sammy Davis Jr Dr, NV 89109
Open until six in the morning you can enjoy a show and then head straight for breakfast. VIP entry is available for $50 but in return you get a $50 bar tab and free limo pick ups to and from your hotel, available by applying online. There are also some really budget friendly group deals for transport, beers and boobies (which sounds like a great name for our next album).
Treasures
2801 Westwood Drive, NV 89109
There are many reasons to love Treasures, weirdly one of our favourites is their Facebook page which is definitely worth following. From the outside, Treasures looks like the set for a classic 80's teen movie, inside it's like all your teenage fantasies have been brought to life (except the one about your Year 10 French teacher). But it's classy too, free limo pick up, two drink minimum, and a fantastic menu, this is a great venue for bachelor parties.
Cheetah's
90's movie buffs will recognise Cheetah's as the setting for the Showgirls movie. Except now you don't merely have to try and freeze frame your favourite moment, you can step in and be treated like a VIP (as long as you're paying). But perhaps even cooler for 90's kids, the place is now owned by former WWE star, The Godfather. Open 24-hours a day the best time to get there is happy hour for free pizza and drinks deals.
